Memo to Hardee’s Employee


Date: July 15
To: Hardee’s employee
From: BK
Re: Your “joke” in the drive through

In the interest of safeguarding and preserving American humor, I feel it is my civic duty to respond to your misguided attempt at humor this afternoon. In case you’ve forgotten, I’ve recounted it below:

You: … and here’s your receipt.
Me: May I have some extra packets of ketchup, please?
You: That’ll be $2 extra! Ha! I’m just joking. Here ya go, buddy
Me: …

In case my death stare wasn’t enough, I’ll put it to you a different way: Shut up. Just… shut up. And don’t ever try to be funny again. You might hurt yourself.

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