Monthly Archives: April 2009

I Wonder What Would Happen If…

… the cable news shows began using auto-tune, just like Kanye?


A Classic

Hot Dog

I know this is just about the oldest joke in the book, but it’s still funny. Couldn’t you just eat him up?

Google Maps Typography


Oh Noes!

Back when I was a young journalist and full of pluck (a three-and-a-half week stretch in 1999), I really enjoyed CNN. I liked the news ticker that crawled across the bottom of the screen and for some reason I was really impressed by Larry King. Continue reading

Paul Blart: Mall Cop. 3.5/5

Rated PG. Click here to view the trailer.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop may be the most surprising movie I’ve seen since I started keeping track. No film with a title that includes the word “Blart” can be expected to be anything but awful awful awful. And yet it wasn’t an abomination! I don’t know. Maybe I just liked that the fat guy got the girl AND got to ride a Segway.

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Observe and Report, 2/5


Rated R. Click here to view the trailer.

This is one nutjob of a movie and it desperately needs to put down the latest issue of Soldier of Fortune magazine get back on its meds.

Slumdog Millionaire, 4/5

Rated R. Click here to view the trailer.

(Yeah, I just now saw Slumdog Millionaire. I’m behind the times.)

It’s is a good movie, but I’m not quite convinced it’s really that good a movie. A Best Picture winner should be awesome, and Slumdog Millionaire just isn’t there. Continue reading