The hostage-less hostage situation is still the talk of the town, except now we’re all referring to it as “Balloon Boy Part 2.” What a glorious age we live in!
Here’s the latest, if you’re so inclined. The story includes this awesome paragraph:
Police Capt. Doug Shoemaker was among the 60 law enforcement personnel who went into the building and actually heard an announcement over the building’s public address system, saying there was a hostage situation on the fifth floor of the building.
“It was a human female voice that was coming over the speaker,” he said.