Siri, please schedule my birthday party for 6 p.m. Saturday.
OK, Brian. It’s scheduled for 6 p.m. Saturday. Just out of curiosity, how old will you be?
I’m turning 30.
Hey hey hey. HEY. I’m not going to be tolerating any of that. Thirty isn’t old; it’s the new 20. I think. Besides, you’re only as young as you feel, right? Continue reading