Tag Archives: Cate Blanchett

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz: Review of ‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’

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Defining Chapter, eh? Because when i think of The Hobbit, I absolutely think of the few-paragraphs long battle.

Rated PG-13, 144 minutes (watched 12/19/14)

My one-word review: Ridiculous. Continue reading

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Sit… Stay… Good Boy! Review of ‘How to Train Your Dragon 2’

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OOH I JUST WANT TO WIPE THAT STUPID SMIRK OFF HIS FACE

Rated PG, 102 minutes (watched 6/21/14)

I don’t recall why, but I know I didn’t like the original How to Train Your Dragon. I thought it had very poor voice acting and that it lacked charm while being a little intense for the wee ones. I know for a fact I was wrong on that last one because the kid I was with fell asleep. Continue reading

Art Saves Lives: Review of ‘Monuments Men’

Starring Matt Damon's Eyebrow

Starring Matt Damon’s Eyebrow

Rated PG-13, 118 minutes (watched 2/16/14) Review: One of my Western Civilization professors at Oklahoma Baptist University was quite fond of the phrase “Art Saves Lives.” She even wore a button bearing it, arguing that art preserves and communicates man’s essence, far beyond our mortal years. She would wholeheartedly agree with the theme of The┬áMonuments Men, that art is worth saving, sometimes even to the point of dying. Continue reading